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2/28/2023

Dinosaur Jokes

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We don't just have dinner in our house. We have dinner and entertainment. Two activities are always on the program: Dinosaur Comedy Club and Dinosaur Storytime. During joke time, we go around the table taking turns telling jokes. When nobody can come up with a new joke, my 7-year-old launches into some fantastical story involving his giant imaginary T. rex friend Rex.
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Each family member has become pretty practiced at crafting the dinnertime dino jokes. We've had to learn the source material. Learn what source material my youngest son also knows and likes (VERY important). We've had to brush up on the finer points of puns. Get the age level, silliness level, and nonsense level just right.

Here are a few of my little one's favorites:
  • Which dinosaur is getting ready to go on a long trip? Ans: The PACK-ycephalasaurus! (Pachycephalosaurus)
  • Which dinosaur loves to drive? Ans: The CAR-charodontosaurus! (Carcharodontosaurus)
  • Which dinosaur always makes a mess? Ans: The T. Wrecks! (T. rex)
  • Which dinosaur is a secret agent? Ans: The SPY-nosaurus! (Spinosaurus)
  • Which dinosaur has to walk on crutches? Ans: A Sprained ANKLE-osaurus! (Ankylosaurus)

Then we have the non-dinosaur prehistoric creature jokes, because my little guy loves all the prehistoric critters...
  • Which prehistoric marine reptile is the most polite? Ans: A PLEASE-iosaur! (Plesiosaur)
  • Which prehistoric mammal loves to go to the dentist? Ans: A SMILE-odon (Smilodon)
  • Which prehistoric mammal lived on Old McDonald’s farm? Ans: Eo-Eo-maia! (Eomaia)
 
One of the best things about living with an imaginative child is that he is a walking, talking writing prompt. A marvelous muse. If his mind is whirring with ideas, you better believe he will pull you into his wild world of colossal creativity…whether you like it or not!
 
I, for one, like it. The dazzling world he’s invited us into is one I forgot that every adult still has a lifetime pass to enter. One with dinosaurs driving cars, walking on crutches, and packing suitcases for nice vacations.  

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